Last weekend Felix and his friend Hywel Phillips from Restrained Elegance dropped by my farm with their respective models Paris and Jasmine Sinclair. Felix and Hywel tied the girls up and took a few pictures before deciding to take a short break to scout locations. Being bored sitting around bound, the girls agreed to come with me out to the milk shed. Apparently they thought I had milk cows. I don’t, but I do have the equipment and proceeded to demonstrate its use. I don’t know about Paris, but Jasmine did not at first seem entirely enthusiastic. I, on the other hand, found it quite enjoyable.
Jasmine Sinclair is usually a good sport about being chained up, but when she saw the biohazard symbol on the wall by my swimming pool she got a bit nervous. I assured her that she had nothing to worry about: all the bacteria must have been killed when I accidentally spilled some radioactive waste in the water a week earlier. “Look,” I said, “you can still see the glow in some spots.”